Jokelopedia

the biggest, best, silliest, dumbest, joke book ever

2nd ed.

Our rough guess is there are 69,500 words in this book.

At a pace averaging 250 words per minute, this book will take 4 hours and 38 minutes to read. With a half hour per day, this will take 9 days to read.

How long will it take you?

Enter your reading speed

You can take one of our WPM reading speed tests to find your reading speed.

Get it on Amazon Buy on Bookshop.org

We earn a commission on purchases

Author

Publication

2006 - Workman Pub. Co., New York, New York (State)

Language

English

Word Count

69,500 words, Guess

Page Count

278 pages

Identifiers

Internet Archivejokelopediabigge00weit
ISBN-100761142088
ISBN-10144200021X
ISBN-139780761142089
ISBN-139781442000216

and 4 more

Library of Congress Control Number2006281291
OCLC Control Number68903295
Better World Books9780761142089
Open LibraryOL24929436M

Classifications

DDC152.4/3
DDC818/.60208
LCCPN6166 .J65 2006

and 1 more

LCCPN6166.J65 2006

Description

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock / Who's there? Raven. Raven who? Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning -- Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait--is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.