The sh!t no one tells you about toddlers

Alternate Titles

• Shit no one tells you about toddlers

Description

"They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is - again - offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge. Chapters include: You Are Living With a Terrorist. Do Not Make Any Sudden Movements Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By Things With Very High Pitched Voices You Suck At This. It's Not Just Your Imagination Remember When You Were A Respected Adult? Now You Go To Mommy and Me Classes Playdates Are the Modern Day Arranged Marriage. Same Age? You'll Love Playing Together! Potty Training is the Sh!ts. And It's Everywhere Everything Is Temporary. You Will Survive This This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello Camera Phones Let's Lean Back, Not In. Who Has the Energy for So Much Ambition? Coming from one empathetic parent to another, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?""--

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Other Editions

• The sh!t no one tells you about toddlers: a guide to surviving the toddler years2015-01-01
• Sh!t No One Tells You about ToddlersBasic Books2015-01-01