Three Men in a Boat

Description

Three feckless young men take a rowing holiday on the Thames river in 1888. Referenced by [Robert A. Heinlein][1] in [Have Spacesuit Will Travel][2] as Kip's father's favorite book. Inspired [To Say Nothing of the Dog][3] by [Connie Willis][4]. [1]: https://openlibrary.org/authors/OL28641A/Robert_A._Heinlein [2]: https://openlibrary.org/works/OL59727W/Have_Space_Suit_Will_Travel [3]: https://openlibrary.org/works/OL14858398W/To_Say_Nothing_of_the_Dog_or_how_we_found_the_bishop's_bird_stump_at_last#about/about [4]: https://openlibrary.org/authors/OL20934A/Connie_Willis

Excerpt

We put the kettle on to boil, up in the nose of the boat, and went down to the stern and pretended to take no notice of it, but set to work to get the other things out. That is the only way to get a kettle to boil up the river. If it sees that you are waiting for it and are anxious, it will never even sing. You have to go away and begin your meal, as if you were not going to have any tea at all. You must not even look round at it. Then you will soon hear it sputtering away, mad to be made into tea. It is a good plan, too, if you are in a great hurry, to talk very loudly to each other about how you don't need any tea, and are not going to have any. You get near the kettle, so that it can overhear you, and then you shout out, "I don't want any tea; do you, George?" to which George shouts back, "Oh, no, I don't like tea; we'll have lemonade instead - tea's so indigestible." Upon which the kettle boils over, and puts the stove out.

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Other Editions

• Three Men in a BoatpaperbackCreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform2015-06-24
• Three men in a boatPenguin Books1987-01-01
• Three Men in a BoatMass Market PaperbackTor Classics2001-10-14
• Three Men in a BoatHardcoverIndyPublish.com2002-12-01
• Three Men in a BoateBookBarnes & Noble World Digital Library2003-01-01
• Three men in a boat (to say nothing of the dog!)PaperbackBarnes and Noble2004-01-01